Title: The Perilous life of Sir Blue Sweater Author: Cae Rating: PG Pairing: Ry/Col Summary: Sometimes, being Colin's sweater sucks. Disclaimer: The guys belong to each other, not me You know what I don't understand? Every time Colin slides himself into me, Ryan goes crazy. "Oh yeah" he moans "so fucking hot....God I want you...." etc etc (If I had eyes I'd be rolling them right about now). If it's "so fucking hot", why the hell is he ripping me off, chucking me on the carpet and throwing Colin on his bed within thirty seconds of him wearing me? Fuck's sake.....and there's a honking great spider on the floor! *Meep!*