Title: Swallow Me. Fandom: Whose Line is it Anyway? (US) General Characters: Jeff. Prompt: 053. Earth. Word Count: 330 Rating: PG. Author's Notes: Because it’s about time Jeff got a fic all to himself. Inspired by the CSI episode “Grave Danger.” Glass? How did I get here? Buried alive? What, did the earth swallow me whole while I wasn’t watching? I have to get out of here. Claustrophobia…Okay. Calm. What would happen if I broke the glass? Can I break the glass? Would the dirt pile on me and kill me? How far am I in the ground? Why didn’t I tell him how much I loved him? Wherever you are right now, know that I love you. I never got to tell you because you were so wrapped up in…him…but I love you. I love you I love you I love you. Time’s running out. I can tell. I can hardly breathe now. Shouldn’t they have tried to find me? Who did this to me? What did I do to deserve this? All I ever did was make people happy…make them laugh and forget their troubles…I’m going to die here. All alone, buried alive, no air to breathe in…no way of getting out… This is it. This is how I’m going to die. I can’t believe this. I never told him I loved him. One kiss was all I ever got. Just one. A joke kiss. Joking. Kissing. I wished to caress his soft hair, touch his face, kiss those lips once more… Now it’s going to end this way. They’ll be together, crying over my dead body…going home to make love to each other to ease the pain of losing me…forgetting that I kissed him…never knowing how much I wanted him, how much he was the air that I…no longer breathe. That show…him…my parents…Buster, my cute little dog…Heather, my sister…Paul, my brother…I wish I could listen to Black Sabbath just once more. I need some of that right now. This is all a dream, right? I’m going to wake up, and none of this will be real. I won’t be stuck in some box, buried under the earth, wishing he was mine, wishing… This is all a dream… Right?