Title: Ryan Interrupted Author: Cae Pairing: Ry/Col Rating: PG-13 Summary: Pretty much as the title says Disclaimer: They would if I did, but I don't. Additional: This is what happens when I have conversations with Rosey. If you haven't seen US Ep: 429, particularly 'Action Replay', you're not gonna get it lol. Pure dialogue. "Are you sure you're okay Col? There's a nasty looking bruise on your coccyx there." "I'm fine Ryan! Will you just get the hell on with it, before I explode!" "I just don't wanna hurt you baby." "I know love, but i'm about ready to spontaneously combust and you're kinda ruining the mood here." "Okay.....ready?" "Ready." "I'll just ease in slowly, a little at a time. How's that?" "More!" "Okay, a little more. Feel good?" "So fucking good." *Riiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!* "Fuck! Hold on Ry, I'd better answer that." "Col!" "Hello? Oh hi...listen, can I ....? "Give me that phone!!" "Ry! No!" "Hi, can you call back later? My pack is halfway up his ass." *Click* "Well, if that doesn't make her file for a divorce, nothing will." "Oops."