Title: Real Me Rating: PG Pairing: None Summary: What you see isn’t what’s there. Disclaimer: I own nothin’ but the idea! A/N: This is a little different. Um, I don’t want to spoil what this is about but it’s no specific person talking. Well, in my head it is but you can have it as who ever you want. I don’t know if it’s offensive so please don’t hurt me! Why can’t they just let us be? They idolize us and pretend we’re something else. I don’t really live that way and neither do they. But we love you that way. Just go away. Sometimes I can’t stand you people. Pushing and shoving. We just want an autograph! We just want a picture! SHUT UP! I can’t believe I did that job for over 10 years. Not that I didn’t like it. What about him? What about him? There’s nothing there! We’re just friends! Get it through your thick skulls! Stage kisses and play-acting. . . Morons! All you people see is what you want to see. And that person over there doesn’t exist! That’s not me! It never was me! We like him better. I don’t care. That’s fine with me. But I’ll never be that person. I’d rather curse and spit. Scratch myself and go to a joint and watch girls dance. That’s the real me. Why? What does it matter to you? I don’t know you and never will. You don’t know me and I don’t care. Does it matter if I scare you a little? That on TV I’m the nicest guy around and when I’m not I couldn’t give a shit? No. And I’ll tell you why. Because you don’t know me and you never will.