Title: If I Had a Nickel... Author: Corliamat Pairing: Ry/Col Rating: Pg-ish Summary: Greg attempts to read his paper Disclaimer: Making no money, no assumptions, no cookies. Notes: Just a drabble that wouldn't leave my head, so i'm subjecting you poor lot to it mwaha! Greg looked up from his newspaper as the door to the green room crashed open. Colin stormed in, his face dark and thunderous, closely followed by Ryan. "But Col, its just part of the act!" "You don't have to look so fucking disgusted every time you kiss me!" Colin bit back, grabbing his cigarettes and heading for the door. "I mean...what? Did you buy shares in Altoids or am I really that repulsive?" "Col.." "Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your next lover!" Colin bellowed, stomping out of the room. "Heh, that was a good..." Greg started, stopping abruplty at Ryan's warning glare and finding a page four article on toenail fungus suddenly fascinating. "Col...honey...wait!" Ryan whined, running after his lover. 'Cute' Greg thought fondly, before mentally berating himself and shaking his paper in a suitably manly fashion